omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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