I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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