you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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