We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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