question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
why is half of my head shaved?
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