Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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