I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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