She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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