Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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