I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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