she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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