look no pants
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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