About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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