Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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