Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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