we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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