Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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