Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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