Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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