Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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