Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
we should paint friendship bongs
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