Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Holy shit dude........stairs
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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