It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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