The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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