Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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