Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
cat food counts as protein by the way
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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