We won't sleep together?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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