We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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