Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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