Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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