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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.

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(260): View more from Indiana

He went soft

(631): View more from New York

Wait. During?

(260): View more from Indiana

Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.

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(813): View more from Florida

he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there

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(253): View more from Washington

That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

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(636): View more from Missouri

Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night

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(302): View more from Delaware

NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.

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(316): View more from Kansas

No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks

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(831): View more from California

WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?

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