How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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