fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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