Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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