And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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