It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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