Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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