dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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