we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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