There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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