I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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