Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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