If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
