he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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