Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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