oh god the rape fog is back!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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