he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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