you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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