oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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