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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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