Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Actions speak louder than pants.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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