This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
should my penis look like a turkey
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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